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[menace]

Totally bizarre, i was woke up from a nightmare... i was floating on a lagoon wondering if there were any sharks when one came up and bit my hand, i wrestled it off, worrying that it was going to twist and take away my painting hand (i'm a painter by profession), but then, as i said, i was woke up.

Something cold was on my forehead, then gone. I turned to my other half as i thought it was her hand (she's a bit of a cold one at times) but she was well wrapped up in the duvet.?? I was so puzzled but i snoozed off..... then i was woke up by the missus screaming "There's a frog in the room!", and so it was, trying it's best to leap back out the window. I gave it a helping hand and it was gone. A big frog too, filled my hand!

Lucky i'm not french mr. frog. but thanx for not pooping on my head!!

So what does all that mean

[Tim C]

Probably means you had too much to drink mate

[dansemacabre]

Humm *Freud mode on*
I think you are a little stressed from painting intensively and you need a little break.
*Painter mode on*
It is a sign of the chaos gods (the frog is a clear Nurgle sign) that grants you blessing on painting great minis.

[menace]

dansemacabre said:

Humm *Freud mode on*
I think you are a little stressed from painting intensively and you need a little break.
*Painter mode on*
It is a sign of the chaos gods (the frog is a clear Nurgle sign) that grants you blessing on painting great minis.

You are truly psychic dansemacabre! I have just started basing Typhus, Nurgle Herald!! May the gods grant me great blessings (it's an early start for next year's GG in Norway )

[dansemacabre]

menace said:

You are truly psychic dansemacabre! I have just started basing Typhus, Nurgle Herald!! May the gods grant me great blessings (it's an early start for next year's GG in Norway )

Well i hope for you that Nurgle grants you only blessings and not gifts because the less dangerous he can give you is flautolence,i let you imagine the others ;D ;D
P.S.Good luck for the competition.

[dogfacedboyuk1]

menace, the lagoon is clearly a great vat of beer and your floating upon it represents the solace it brings to you. The sharks represent rival painters, jealous of your skills they obviously sent an assassin frog which you managed to wrestle onto your head as it began its sucking attack on your hand.

You shouldn't have helped him escape though menace - that frog will return and with greater numbers. Who knows it may even enlist mercenary ninja frogs next time. Watch your back.

[menace]

As the great and wise Homer Simpson says 'hmm........beer' ;D