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Post by Tim C on Aug 10, 2006 11:33:37 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 10, 2006 14:31:06 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung
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Post by Tim C on Aug 10, 2006 17:18:09 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 10, 2006 20:16:36 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore
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Post by menace on Aug 10, 2006 22:11:22 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 11, 2006 14:55:51 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt
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Post by Tim C on Aug 11, 2006 15:03:35 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered
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Post by genestealer on Aug 11, 2006 16:49:45 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 12, 2006 14:44:31 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan
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Post by Tim C on Aug 12, 2006 15:07:14 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 12, 2006 16:33:36 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said
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EDIT- somebody think of or find a cool t-shirt slogan before posting!!!
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Post by menace on Aug 14, 2006 14:33:37 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said "Wet Me Baby"
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Post by genestealer on Aug 14, 2006 18:36:06 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said "Wet Me Baby". So then i
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Post by menace on Aug 15, 2006 14:08:23 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said "Wet Me Baby". So then i pulled out my
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Post by Tim C on Aug 15, 2006 15:14:02 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said "Wet Me Baby". So then i pulled out my super soaker water
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Post by suladan on Aug 15, 2006 16:34:49 GMT
im startin to think menaces posts are a bit on the kinky side?   Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout. Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie. Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said "Wet Me Baby". So then i pulled out my super soaker water [post deleted] *EDIT* I don't like the way this is going, I won't tolerate that sort of thing people of all ages may read this and I will not take this thread down to gutter level. |
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 15, 2006 18:39:01 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said "Wet Me Baby". So then i pulled out my super soaker water gun and blasted
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Post by genestealer on Aug 15, 2006 19:01:14 GMT
dog.... i think we arent supposed to post in this thread any more  |
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Post by suladan on Aug 15, 2006 19:20:52 GMT
no its ok, if Tim didnt want anyone else replying he would have locked it  just keep your comments appropriate (bit rich coming from me i know  ) |
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Post by Tim C on Aug 15, 2006 19:23:55 GMT
Keep the thread going but remember to keep the topic out of the gutter and it will be fine,
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said "Wet Me Baby". So then i pulled out my super soaker water gun and blasted it all over
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Post by suladan on Aug 15, 2006 19:26:03 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said "Wet Me Baby". So then i pulled out my super soaker water gun and blasted it all over his huge ugly
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Post by racssirt on Aug 15, 2006 21:04:26 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said Wet Me Baby So then i pulled out my super soaker water gun and blasted it all over his huge ugly sweaty green buttocks.
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 19, 2006 14:20:29 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said Wet Me Baby So then i pulled out my super soaker water gun and blasted it all over his huge ugly sweaty green buttocks. At this the
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Post by menace on Aug 20, 2006 20:56:27 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said Wet Me Baby So then i pulled out my super soaker water gun and blasted it all over his huge ugly sweaty green buttocks. At this the manager gave me
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Post by Tim C on Aug 21, 2006 3:48:57 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs for his teeth, big tentacles hung from his nose and he wore huge fake titties over a T-shirt which was covered by cream pie. The T-shirt slogan was crudely painted and it said Wet Me Baby So then i pulled out my super soaker water gun and blasted it all over his huge ugly sweaty green buttocks. At this the manager gave me my Beano comic
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