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Post by racssirt on Aug 4, 2006 19:23:45 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
"Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants?" He said worriedly. "Oh yes, because
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Post by Tim C on Aug 4, 2006 19:25:40 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
"Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants?" He said worriedly. "Oh yes, because I couldn't find
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Post by racssirt on Aug 4, 2006 19:29:52 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie."
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Post by Tim C on Aug 4, 2006 19:34:15 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie."
Anyway off I
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Post by racssirt on Aug 4, 2006 19:44:21 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
"Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants?" He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the
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Post by Tim C on Aug 4, 2006 20:02:05 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
"Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants?" He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop
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Post by suladan on Aug 4, 2006 20:35:16 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
"Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants?" He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some
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Post by Tim C on Aug 4, 2006 20:47:05 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
"Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants?" He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum
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Post by racssirt on Aug 5, 2006 7:35:01 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 6, 2006 15:17:43 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was
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Post by racssirt on Aug 6, 2006 18:44:42 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
"Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants?" He said worriedly. "Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie."
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead.
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 7, 2006 14:44:20 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
"Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants?" He said worriedly. "Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie."
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back
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Post by racssirt on Aug 7, 2006 16:54:43 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager
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Post by Tim C on Aug 8, 2006 5:23:50 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 8, 2006 8:15:28 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears
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Post by Tim C on Aug 8, 2006 11:06:10 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them
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Post by suladan on Aug 8, 2006 11:07:53 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that
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Post by Tim C on Aug 8, 2006 11:10:42 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off
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Post by racssirt on Aug 9, 2006 8:07:43 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new
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Post by Tim C on Aug 9, 2006 10:02:14 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there
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Post by racssirt on Aug 9, 2006 11:11:58 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was
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Post by Tim C on Aug 9, 2006 11:14:25 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green
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Post by dogfacedboyuk1 on Aug 9, 2006 16:24:20 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper
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Post by Tim C on Aug 9, 2006 16:26:33 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for
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Post by racssirt on Aug 10, 2006 8:09:47 GMT
Many years ago I saw the biggest and ugliest pair of old trolls lying under my next door neighbours mini van. So I decided to take out my big hammer and a chisel. I put on my wellies and my chequered housecoat and then I slapped him about the face with a large trout.
Now why on Earth did I use that when I had the 18 inch spanner in my pants? He said worriedly. Oh yes, because I couldn't find my flying pie.
Anyway off I went to the local paper shop to get some strawberry flavoured gum, but it seemed like it was raspberry flavoured instead. I went back to the manager and grabbed him by the ears. I grabbed them so tightly that one came off, but a new finger grew there. The manager was a big green, ugly nurgle worshipper with maggots for eyes and earwigs
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