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Post by bruenor on Aug 14, 2007 17:57:42 GMT
Righto, with a Zombie invasion ready to explode onto our doorsteps at any moment, we need to be prepared. (see any Zombie film, especially Shaun of the Dead if you live in the UK) List here any weapons you may think we'll need and any tactics to combat he shambling buggers. Remember people one bite, and you are theirs!!! I'm adding Guns in general for those with access, Flymo's either petrol driven or have an extension lead, a very long one... Bat's are good, not the flying kind, unless you want a distraction. Swords for those of us lucky enough to know my mate Perv. Tactics are simple enough for me Wear thick clothing so they have a job on biting Go for the head at all times, going for the cobblers just won't work on them. RUN!!!! Please feel free to add to this thread, as the more ideas we have the more chance we have to survive!! (This thread is in not part sponsored by any Zombie movie or Rolla Cola)
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Post by razhburz on Aug 14, 2007 18:01:15 GMT
I have actually never seen a zombi movie! (shame on me). though I have two long bows which might come in handy.
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Post by mattofmirkwood on Aug 14, 2007 19:01:11 GMT
I'd use my Dad's old record collection.
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Post by bruenor on Aug 14, 2007 19:16:10 GMT
Remember Matt, only classics kill Zombies....
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Post by razhburz on Aug 14, 2007 19:25:22 GMT
yeah classics kill but country is like torture!
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Post by bruenor on Aug 14, 2007 21:41:55 GMT
Urrrgggh..........Brainnnnzzzzz............Urrgghh........Runnnn aawaay....." My achy breaky heart".........Billy Ray Cyrus...............*shuffle*......*shamble quickly*...............
LOL!!!!
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Post by Tim C on Aug 15, 2007 6:48:49 GMT
I will arm myself with my wife's collection of 70's pop music first I'll soften them up with Boney M and Showaddywaddy and if that ain't enough for them I will totally destroy them with the Osmands and hang on while I vomit all over the floor David Essex and David Cassidy. that ought to do for them.
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Post by bruenor on Aug 15, 2007 8:09:47 GMT
They should melt away like the witch from Wizard of Oz with all that cheesey stuff thrown at them. LOL.
We need to be thinking along the lines of some transport to all meet up and get food and suchlike.
I vote for a welded armoured bus, one of those with a kitchenette and toilet, just make life a little easier.
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Post by greenstuffguy on Aug 16, 2007 13:53:32 GMT
My dad has some hefty wooden practise swords (think katana) not sharps but could break yer skull. I sorta hope something like this would happen near my coz I got some really shit classmates and this would be a great oppertunity to A) watch them get eaten by Zombies and B) have a justifiable excuse to beat their minute brain out ^_^
GSG
P.S My dad has a shotgun too.
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Post by roguetrader on Aug 16, 2007 13:57:45 GMT
well.... i'll arm myself with a cattle prod ( see halloween bottom ), a big can of hairspray and a lighter, a padded out shell suit for armour, lets face it, who can stand to go near someone wearing a shell suit never mind bite them aswell Tactics, prod em till they S**T themselves, burn em with the hairspray and generally drink a few buds while im doing it
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Post by Tim C on Aug 16, 2007 20:40:04 GMT
Transport is easy, a snazzy little three wheel van with a nice dayglow green and purple paint scheme.
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Post by bruenor on Aug 16, 2007 20:52:12 GMT
At least we'll only need a motorcycle licence to own that Tim.
I want a suped uo Mystery Machine, with a snowplow on the front to mow the SOB's down.
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Post by racssirt on Aug 18, 2007 5:49:49 GMT
Hey, I'm copying Shaun of the Dead with this but I found it extremely hilarious when I watched it so why not?
I would arm myself with a Swingball pole (you know where you stick the pole in the ground and hit the ball back and forth with tennis racquet's? One of those... all will be explained).
Tactics: I would have to go for one of my favourite scenes in Shaun of the Dead where a zombie is on the back garden and they impale it onto a tree with a Swingball pole. Classic. ;D
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Post by woodspeed on Aug 18, 2007 9:49:23 GMT
roflol there all good ideas but seriously me and some friends thought of this during a resistant materials lesson (woodwork) and i decided the easiest way to kill them would be to lob the vast amounts of hammers and saws at them and raid the canteen for food and for transport i dunno maybe as tim said a 3 wheeler with dayglow green with purple go faster stripes but then i thought there so easy to roll when turning fast its unbelievable so maybe a lorry with the realy pointy fence strapped at head height to the front and the train type snow plow to the front for extra squishyness n crippling action yeah!! easy to get a lorry as a taylors of martley place is down the road.
extra weapons raid the alcohol cupboard molotiv coctails some nunchucks crafted from pc speakers tied together for long range a rocket launcher fashioned from potatoes with knives and forks stabbed in a drainpipe an electric lighter starter and some lighter fluid (idea stolen form brainiac) or use a drainpipe and some fireworks for pretty colours and explosiony madness
also for extra fun use my bowling ball to get me that perfect game ive dreamed of lol and for irony id do the dont stop me now thing with my pool cues. and finaly for clothing maybe go for some motorcross body sheild n helmets n stuff
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Post by bruenor on Aug 19, 2007 11:01:10 GMT
Good suggestions, especially the Motocross gear. Now are we all in agreement that the Zombie 'virus', is spread via the bite, but is it also transferable via other means? Does that mean that if you get their blood in your mouth as a result of slashing away with that chainsaw, that you will also turn, or is it just something in the saliva? Makes you think again about those up close and personal weapons..............
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Post by razhburz on Aug 19, 2007 14:32:10 GMT
I have also heard (well I have not, i came up with it now) that thier virus is spread via the stank of thiersweaty feet, so I guess we will need to arm ourself with clothes-pegs over our noses
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Post by terminusest on Aug 19, 2007 14:47:38 GMT
why not simply barricade oneself in the house, and wait it out on the roof? Or you could just run around half naked in zombie infested forests like in 28 days later. Your choice .
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Post by bruenor on Aug 19, 2007 19:02:44 GMT
One big drawback to waiting it out, what happens if one of them falls into your local water supply, and bleeds/drools into the water. Bottled water I think please!!!
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Post by terminusest on Aug 19, 2007 19:40:09 GMT
well there's rain, and obviously: cucumber!
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Post by bruenor on Aug 19, 2007 21:38:43 GMT
Yuck, I hate cucumbers, vile things, taste like gravel, and give me indigestion.
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Post by bruenor on Aug 19, 2007 22:39:05 GMT
Dammit, I knew your name wasn't really Matt, it's Barry Scott, admit it!!!!
"Bang and the Undead Slime is gone!!!"
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Post by bruenor on Sept 18, 2007 19:55:37 GMT
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