Post by mattofmirkwood on Apr 11, 2007 12:23:53 GMT
Frodo and Sam are in Lothlorien at night, just about to go to sleep. Suddenly, Frodo turns to Sam and says- "Sam, look up. What do you see?"
Sam thinks for a moment, then turns to Frodo and says-
"Master, I see the stars in the heavens. They seem to be a never-ending map of heavens. They are infinite, shrouded in mystery, beautiful and amazing to behold, and far too complex for a young hobbit such as myself to fully comprehend.
And Frodo replies- "Sam, you fool, someone stole our tent!!
"This is my friend, Gimli" - Legolas introduced the dwarf to Treebeard.
Treebeard looked at Gimli's axe suspiciously.
"And his axe is not for trees." - Legolas continued. "He chops the orc's heads off with it.."
"Hum, rurum..Really?! - Treebeard said in relief.
"Really!" - said Gimli. "For trees I've got a saw..."
This old man and women were sleeping in their bed when they heard a loud knock on their door. The old women woke up and made her husband go see who was at the door. The old man put on his trousers and opened the door to see Boromir (who was very drunk) staggering at the door. Boromir said, "I need a push!" The old man said, "Sod off you drunk!" and slammed the door in his face." As he crawled back in bed, his wife asked about who was at the door. He told her about Boromir and what he wanted. The old woman looked furious and said, "Do you remember that time we had to go to your sisters wedding and our carriage went into a ditch, we couldn’t get the carriage out. If that stranger hadn’t come by and helped push our carriage out of the ditch we would have never made it to the wedding."
The old man remembered that day and felt bad. He went outside but couldn’t find Boromir. So he called out into the darkness, "Boromir! Do you still need a push?" From the distance the old man heard "Yes!" The old man replyed, "I can’t see you Boromir, where are you?" To this Boromir replyed, "I’m in the backyard, on the swing!"
Sam thinks for a moment, then turns to Frodo and says-
"Master, I see the stars in the heavens. They seem to be a never-ending map of heavens. They are infinite, shrouded in mystery, beautiful and amazing to behold, and far too complex for a young hobbit such as myself to fully comprehend.
And Frodo replies- "Sam, you fool, someone stole our tent!!
"This is my friend, Gimli" - Legolas introduced the dwarf to Treebeard.
Treebeard looked at Gimli's axe suspiciously.
"And his axe is not for trees." - Legolas continued. "He chops the orc's heads off with it.."
"Hum, rurum..Really?! - Treebeard said in relief.
"Really!" - said Gimli. "For trees I've got a saw..."
This old man and women were sleeping in their bed when they heard a loud knock on their door. The old women woke up and made her husband go see who was at the door. The old man put on his trousers and opened the door to see Boromir (who was very drunk) staggering at the door. Boromir said, "I need a push!" The old man said, "Sod off you drunk!" and slammed the door in his face." As he crawled back in bed, his wife asked about who was at the door. He told her about Boromir and what he wanted. The old woman looked furious and said, "Do you remember that time we had to go to your sisters wedding and our carriage went into a ditch, we couldn’t get the carriage out. If that stranger hadn’t come by and helped push our carriage out of the ditch we would have never made it to the wedding."
The old man remembered that day and felt bad. He went outside but couldn’t find Boromir. So he called out into the darkness, "Boromir! Do you still need a push?" From the distance the old man heard "Yes!" The old man replyed, "I can’t see you Boromir, where are you?" To this Boromir replyed, "I’m in the backyard, on the swing!"
